Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. Oh my God! You had to deal with the gold course people, too! What a Greek tragedy honey! Oh my God! You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! What a fucking burden! And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? That was you! Doesn't even matter to you! Does it even matter to you that I just had that driving range sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan, and now you fucking wrecked it! And you're still acting like an infant!įUCK! GODDAMN IT! Baby, you know you got real anger issues. Oh, California? You're a lying piece of shit!ĭon't you fucking Duchess me! Don't you Duchess me! Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? You're a father now, Jordan. Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! What the fuck does that even mean? Venice. No way, baby, no!Īre you out of your fucking mind? I don't even know who Venice is. Who? What are you, a fucking owl? Who is she? Some little hooker you were fucking last night? Wake up, you piece of shit! Who's Venice?
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